The Mallard

Currently digging these dudes. Kinda a riffn' on Thee Oh Sees no? But in a good way. Like a surfy twangy, trippy, druggy good way. Get your swerve on brother and sisters.

Davila 666

I want this record mother fuckers. Sucks that I go to the record store(s) and cant find ANYTHING that I want anymore. I gotta purchase on the innets and I HAAAAAATE that (did i just commit a white whine?). But 'nuff of the jibber jabbery, you need to dive your face right into a big ole pie of Davila 666's "Tan Bajo". This has got enough gargage punk chunky goodness to make the summer feel like it never ended. I dont understand a godamn word they are saying but damn man they sure do bring the noise on this release. Whats with garage rock taking over lately? I'm not against it! Its going in all different willie nillie directions and its fucking cool as hell bro. ::FIST POUND::

LANTERN Wants to come to YOUR TOWN

Hey boys and girls this post has been delayed too long! I keep forgetting to write this but no more shall I forget! Lantern needs your help to get their proposed tour of America off the ground and rollin into your god forsaken little shit of a town to blast the demons of lameness outa your rock n roll deprived soul. They've started a Kickstarter right here and they ask politely for your dineros padre. You can get some cool Lantern swag with the more money's you drop on them, including 5 guitar lessons by Lantern mastermind and guitar slinger Zachary (that is if you got the hundred bucks, and you do, you capitalist dog!) So be a rad dude and help these fellas out! They are 89% there! I wanna see them pull into town and do what they do LIVE mother fuckers!

The Calico Wall - I'm a Living Sickness

Some spooky kooky shit banging outa da garage. Breath it in deep creeps.

Psychotic Pineapple - I wanna get rid of you

This is funnnnn

Jeffrey Novak One Man Band - Here I Am I Always Am

This kids fucking got it.

San Francisco Treats

San Fran is having a little music scene going on. These bands seemed to be garage rock informed but with a thick layer of reverb smeared everywhere. Here are some of the highlights. Is it gonna get a buzz worthy name?

WEEKEND



TY SEGALL



THEE OH SEES



THE FRESH & ONLYS



THE DRUMS


THE ROYAL BATHS

Schizo

Richard Pinhas's (of Heldon fame) experimental French rock band Schizo. They released this 7'ncher and dats it! Sounds like a weirder, funkier, Hawkwind. Supa cool!

Bob Seger System - 2+2

Who knew boring ass Bob Seger wrote a badass garage rock Vietnam protest song. Fantastic!

THE UNRELATED SEGMENTS WHERE YOU GONNA GO?

Dance you monkey, dance!